"It is bullshite!" And here they go. "I am a Miqo'te, albeit one with a bum leg and poor vision, but I should be able to scale that monstrosity with ease! And what happens every year?"

Emet, under his breath, mutters, "She falls off?"

"I fall off! I can climb trees an' scale rocks that make a mountain goat pale but I cannot do that fuckin' Twelve-damned excuse for a dick measuring contest!"